Just Say No To Sports Iron-On Patch

🏈❌ Finally, a team you can rally behind.

This patch isn’t just anti-sports; it’s pro-lazy Sundays, anti-bleacher sweat, and fully committed to sideline life. Whether you’re dodging dodgeball or avoiding awkward game day invites, let this patch be your declaration of independence from athletic enthusiasm.

• 3"H x 2.5"W
• Officially licensed Steven Rhodes design
• Iron-on instructions included