Coping with Stress Iron-On Patch

☕🚬 Pour. Sip. Panic. Repeat.
Sometimes self-care looks less like meditation and more like chain-smoking while inhaling coffee straight from the pot. This patch is for the barely-holding-it-together crowd who power through their “me time” with caffeine, nicotine, and a heavy dose of denial.
Iron it on as a badge of honor for surviving another day without screaming into the void—out loud.
• 3"H x 2.5"W
• Officially licensed Steven Rhodes design
• Iron-on instructions included